5:00AM, get woken up by cat. Resist urge to kill cat and go back to bed.
5:45AM, get woken up by girlfriend's phone call. Forgives girlfriend and go back to bed (this interruption isn't so bad, really)
6:30AM, get woken up by alarm. Put the alarm clock under a pillow w/o turning it off and go back to bed.
7:00AM, get woken up by alarm again and finally get out of bed.
8:15AM, get into work, realize I shouldn't have gotten out of bed.
9:20AM, blink.
10:25AM, get call from former and soon to be again boss, thinks about running back home to bed.
10:55AM, meet with former and soon to be again boss, realizes prior thoughts about running back home to bed were spot on.
1:30PM, breathe
2:00PM, realize what I forgot to do while blinking earlier, attends to late tasks
2:30PM, receive message that my employees have been removed from training classes
2:31PM, head to the Training department with Nerf dart gun in hand to aggressively negotiate to get employees back in training classes
2:33PM, picture a Nerf dart impaling a Training employee for removing my employees from training classes
2:41PM, worry girlfriend by not responding to attempts to contact me
4:30PM, against better judgement, breathe again. Fourteen tasks delayed during said breath.
5:45PM, install new wireless keyboard and mouse...too mentally fried to realize I should go home.
6:00PM, see boss heading home and join her in the elevator down to the first floor.
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5:45AM, get woken up by girlfriend's phone call. Forgives girlfriend and go back to bed (this interruption isn't so bad, really)
I am a firm believer that anyone that wakes a significant other before 6:00am should "make it up to them" unless they were requested to do so by the sleeper in order to avoid being late for something.
Sadly, my g/f doesn't buy it when I keep waking her up in the morning just because I WANT to make it up to her. (=
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